Oh Rick Ross...it's kinda sad that it took some correctional officer photos for the whole world to find out that you weren't really a drug kingpin. I sorta pieced two and two together when you became a rapper and put out an album on Def Jam. That sorta tipped me off, but hey, what do I know? I will say that I'm very disappointed in your choice of album title with the up-coming "Deeper Than Rap." Why? Well, we know now that it actually isn't "deeper than Rap"...that's pretty much it for ya homey. Unless the "deeper" part is gonna delve into the time you were on shower duty at the correctional institution...then again, 15 year old white kids probably won't wanna hear about that so I'd probably leave that out. As a favour to you, I've come up with some better album title options. Feel free to use them like you used the emotions of all the suburban thugs who thought you were really a jr. Scarface...really nice...10 titles after the jump.
10 BETTER NAMES FOR RICK ROSS'S NEW ALBUM "DEEPER THAN RAP"
10. "Get Rich And Die Lyin'"
9. "Tougher Than Pleather"
8. "Court Of Miami"
7. "Call Girls, Coke, and Curtis: The Rick Ross Story"
6. "Filla"
5. "Urban Legend"
4. "Rick Ross: Mall Cop"
3. "Undercover Brother"
2. "American Wankster"
1. "Government Papes & Lunchbreaks"
What's your favourite? Any suggestions?
hahaha! I love 'em all! What about also:
"Deeper Than Cavity Searches", and/or "Rick Ross/Milli Vanilli: Girl, You Know It's True!"
Posted by: Heyhomee | February 04, 2009 at 11:15 AM
I'm feelin' "Rick Ross/Milli Vanilli: Girl, You Know It's True!" HAHAHA
Posted by: broken cool | February 04, 2009 at 11:44 AM