DON'T FORGET TO READ THE SEQUEL TO THIS POST...10 More Ridiculous Rapper Chains
Rappers love their jewelry. Some rappers don't even have their own homes but as long as the ice is right, it's all gravy like Fat Joe's dinner table. I've seen some cool rapper chains...but I've also seen a lot of terrible ones. More often than not rappers seem to buy chains for reaction rather than thinking "is this something I'll actually wear a week from now?" Here are the 10 most ridiculous rapper chains.
10. YUNG BERG
Berg's chain wasn't the worst looking one around, but I just don't understand why this guy has (or should I say had) a Transformers symbol around his neck? Was he in the movie? I used to like to watch The Flintstones but I also have a grip on reality and don't need an iced out Barney. If you love a certain cartoon tell people on Facebook...not your neck.
9. YUNG JOC
Yung Joc's chain says "Hustlenomics." It could also seriously injure a baby. The worst thing about this chain is just how big and terrible it looks...kinda just like a hunk of metal hanging off his neck. The person wearing it doesn't help the situation either. The "H" is for horrible.
8. GUCCI MANE
Cowabullshit. Why would a grown ass man want this chain? Isn't your chain supposed to impress women? Imagine screwin' a chick with Bart Simpson hangin' on her titties? Yeah sure Bart's happy but you look like a tool.
7. GHOSTFACE KILLAH
Yes Ghostface used to wear a dinner plate around his neck...he also used to wear a gigantic eagle on his arm. And while the plate does look ridiculous, it also opened the door for everyone to rock chains. Hit your mom's china cabinet, get some rope and your in business. Even little Ghostface rocked it:
6. VERBAL FROM THE TERIYAKI BOYZ
"Ya colors too bright." Not too sure what to say about this one. It looks like someone shitted out coloured diamonds and this is what happened. It's not that surprising since the guy is wearing 3-D glasses. I'd need to be in a drug induced coma to wear this.
5. RICK ROSS
Unless you ARE Jesus Christ, don't do this. The worst part is that some people probably mistake it for Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince wearing sunglasses. The question remains: Are those sunglasses iced out Ricky is rockin' real or fake?
4. BUSTA RHYMES
If you are gonna drop serious dollars on a chain, make sure it doesn't look like it was a 2 for 1 special at the flea market. This shit is just ugly. The "Map Of New York City" portion on top looks like it would break off mad easy and the colours give New York City a sort of Fruity Pebbles vibe. I hope Busta kept the receipt.
3. T-PAIN
* NOTE - T-Pain started off as a rapper and still raps. He counts.
According to T-Pain on Twitter, this chain cost him $410,000. I'm pretty sure there are kids in Ethiopia right now playing darts with a picture of Teddy P. I get the joke. It's a big ass chain and it says "Big Ass Chain." Hilarious. You know what else is funny? How dumb it looks.
2. SEAN KINGSTON
There are so many things to dislike about Sean Kingston that it makes it challenging to just focus on the chain. That being said, I'm gonna do my best. First of all why? Does anyone look at this and go "yo Sean that is dope man." He's lucky those crayons don't come out the box 'cause if he wore this around me I'd go straight colouring book status on his eyes.
1. SKOOL BOY
I don't know who Skool Boy is but I do know he has the most ridiculous chain I've ever seen. Look, I love chicken wings but you don't see me with an iced out 10 piece around my neck do you? I'd imagine even the person he bought this from looked at him like "n*gga is you crazy?" It has gotta be rough when your chain has more buzz than you.
Usher has a pretty gaudy chain that would've fit in around number 6 on this list. And he's way cooler than about half the rappers anyway
Posted by: Usher Milk Mustache | June 23, 2009 at 12:43 PM
damn wat tha fuk school kid chain is big ass fuk all types of neck cramps and shit . boi gt dog ..
Posted by: mr.ralph lauren | June 24, 2009 at 03:41 AM
ONCE AGAIN PEOPLE ARE STILL TRYING TO TELL RAPPERS WHAT TO DO WITH THERE MONEY WHICH THAY DID NOT MAKE
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Posted by: SkoolBoy | June 30, 2009 at 06:01 PM
The school boy one looks totally photoshopped.
Posted by: Harry | July 13, 2009 at 07:01 AM
these chains are hilarious and awesome!!
stop being a bunch of negative world-hating, whining bitches
Posted by: mizzlesizzle | July 13, 2009 at 03:11 PM
Can't believe the racist comments. I guess that is typical on blogs.
Posted by: LP | July 13, 2009 at 04:05 PM
There's no excuse for this idiocy. Rationalize it any way you want, and it still sounds moronic. This isn't expression. it's nothing. It's content-free imagery for content-free people making content-free media. In other words, filler. Talent requires no gimmicks. Problem is, once people realized that gimmicks make more money, everyone just assumes it's the right way to go.
Oh yeah, and there's all that slavery in third-world nations just so some fucking dunce can get attention. Well, that's cool. I bet they sleep just fine on their pile of money... Until it's gone on crap like this, and no one cares or will want to help them. And then they're fucking Flavor Flav. A joke, a parody of humanity, the very image of human downfall. Good luck with that.
Posted by: gr. | July 14, 2009 at 02:17 AM
Look at all the people worshiping money... Look at all the people glorifying excess...
such shortsighted visions.
Give back to the community if you can. Capitalism only works if there is community to support it.
Posted by: Ruby | July 14, 2009 at 11:08 AM
I'm still wondering where the jeweled watermelon and KFC bucket chains are.
Posted by: Antiks | July 14, 2009 at 07:40 PM
Negroes are silly.
Posted by: MAYA | July 17, 2009 at 10:09 AM
That T Pain chain and these others are stupid but 1 things for sure... GUCCI MANE'S CHAIN'S HOT!!!!! And dont even think ya be dissin by sayin its rediculous. Cause Gucci Mane said it himself: My Chain is rediculous, Jewelry game arrogant. Cartoon Jewelry customized by my artist
Posted by: Wayne | July 19, 2009 at 07:59 AM
Oh & whats that Don L said?? Grown men dont need that kinda attention... I suggest you think about what you say BEFORE ya say it. 1st of all they do it for attention, they get enough attention, these niggas are fuckin rap stars, what are you talkin about??
They just doin caus they want to and they can afford it. Wouldnt you drive a jaguar if you could afford it. Its the same thing. Its about status among other things
Posted by: Wayne | July 19, 2009 at 08:05 AM
Hell, I'm glad someone decided to point this out. We (black people) say we want more and them some of us go out and do this ignorant mess! Thanks for the article. It was great.
Posted by: Namer | September 11, 2009 at 05:42 PM
Ice Cube is the best rapper i ever seen and he is a dino compared with this midgets cocksuckers. Ice Cube dont use Blinga Blinga. WEST COAST 4LIFE NIGGAS. Im a Bollycao Black inside and White outside.
Posted by: Nelson Mendes | September 22, 2009 at 02:44 PM
Skool Boy musta got his Frosted Flakes from Gucci Mane. Here's a pic of Gucci wit da same chain!
http://tbohiphop.net/upload/files/18/pics/GucciMane.jpg
Posted by: Jam | September 24, 2009 at 02:35 PM
Thanky Nice Post
no wonder ya were slaves
:D
Posted by: sofia | October 17, 2009 at 05:27 PM
them chains dont cause that much,plus they have no swagg most of there chains are ugly ,and meanless after all the money they have.
Posted by: daquan | October 18, 2009 at 08:14 PM
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Posted by: mykee | November 18, 2009 at 07:24 AM
Man you all ridiculous, Sound like a bunch jealous mother fuckas. your the ones that looked this shit up in the first place, why hate? cause you know you'll never be able to afford that shit even if you had 3 lifetimes? hahaha, gucci's chain fuckin sick, if you had the money to get a chain with about every kind of diamond there is and it not even effect you financially, wouldnt you? oh and @okaythere SHITT!
Posted by: db123 | February 21, 2010 at 04:02 PM
Almost everybody who commented is hatin who da fuk cares if there blowin money its der money dey can do wat dey want wit it if u want to help people and da economy wit it do it wit ur money not others money haters man i swear their stupid dey probably luv haters it makes more popular
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Posted by: bugz | March 10, 2011 at 01:44 PM
quit hatin on dey shit. yo azz cant afford it. u can stick to da shell necklaces..these chains grab your attention, i dnt think its retarded datz your opinion. and u prolly not of the african americen bakground so u wuldnt understand. f.ck outta herreeee!!!
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That shyt was funny nigga waste money likr that
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