8 Things Lil' Wayne Should Deny While In Prison

Tomorrow is the big day. Lil' Wayne will reportedly be sentenced to a one-year prison bid which will begin (and possibly end) at Rikers Island in New York.

I'm a Weezy fan so I wanna see him do this bid with the least amount of trouble as possible. Other inmmates might try to test Weezy's gangster so here are 8 Things Lil' Wayne Should Deny While In Prison.

THAT HE APPEARS IN THIS VIDEO

Is there anything wrong with appearing in a play while in junior high? No. Should you talk about it and admit it's you in the video while on Rikers Island? No.

THAT HE IS ONE OF THE TWO MEN KISSING IN THIS PHOTO

Weezy...listen to me very carefully. That is your identical twin brother Juwayne Carter.

THAT HE EVER MADE THIS SONG

Huge man in prison: Yo Weezy, u ever make a song with Enrique Iglesias?

Lil' Wayne: Who the hell is Renee Zellwedger?

Huge man in prison: What?

Lil' Wayne: Young moola baby (* Lil' Wayne runs *)

This is probably a best case scenario.

THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY SHOT HIMSELF WITH A .44 CALIBER GUN AT THE AGE OF 13

Jay-Z once spit the line: "I'm afraid of the future/yall respect the one who got shot/I respect the shooter"

Yes it was when Wayne was 13 but it's probably best he doesn't go around copping to shooting himself at the age of 13 (especially with all those teardrop tatts adorning his face).

THAT HE EVER SPIT THIS LINE

"All black Maybach/I'm sittin' in the asshole"

This is obviously the worst place you could be sitting while in prison. Look Wayne, that dude in cell block 8 isn't a fan of punchlines or Hip-Hop for that matter. He isn't gonna get the joke. In fact, neither do I. Deny that you spit this.

THAT HE WENT BOWLING WITH KATIE COURIC

There is ohhhhh...I'd say a 100% chance that no one else on Rikers Island has been (or ever wanted to) bowling with Katie Couric. When it comes right down to it, aint nothin' gangsta about bowling OR Katie Couric. Yes bowling is a fun activity that lots of people do but Wayne needs to maintain the stature of a hardened criminal while doing his bid. He doesn't need to be talking like this woman:

THAT HE EVER PERFORMED "EVERY GIRL" WITH A BUNCH OF 12 YEAR-OLDS ON STAGE

Drake/Lil Wayne/Birdman Perform At the 2009 BET Awards

This was creepy at best with Drake acting like a junior high principal that is about to lose his job. This is gonna be a tough one to deny since Wayne is on video. But given BET is involved, all Wayne really has to do is say "you know how BET does" and anyone questioning this appearance should be cool. In fact, try that when you're at work tomorrow. If your boss comes up to you and says "There is a page missing from this report" just say "you know how BET does" and he'll probably laugh and go "true true."

THAT HE IS A RED SOX FAN

Ok Weezy, wanna get out of New York alive? DO NOT...UNDER ANY circumstances talk about being a Red Sox fan. You talked pretty slick in the video above about the Yankees and their fans. Thankfully, USTREAM is some of the grainiest, choppy video going so you can just deny that it's you in the vid since there are so many Lil' Wayne imposters on the web:

Don't mess with the Yankees and their fans...especially when you're stuck behind the walls with them. For the duration of your prison bid, your favorite player is A-Rod, you have seasons tickets to the Yanks and you were actually supposed to be the rapper that married Jeter's sister, not Skyzoo.

Comments

[Thunderkush.blogspot.com]

"All black Maybach/I'm sittin' in the asshole"

HAHHAH that's fuckin great, definitely not appropriate for the slammer

[MZ_248_BITCH]

O MY GOD MY BABY GOING TO THE PEN I KNOW HE AINT O PUSSY SO HE GONE BE ALRIGHT IN THERE FREE IL WAYNE I LOVE YOU HUBBY CANT WAIT TILL YOU GET OUT AND RECK ALL THESE HATERS LIKE ALWAYS

[Lisa Mutha Fuckin Bing]

I think he is giving a shot gun not kissing......retards. Get a clue!! 1

[Token]

naww that's just a fuckin angle. he wasn't kissin he was pullin back from meetin his nig dumbasses
Free Weezy!

[PJ]

It was weezy kissing... kissing his Dad you idiots... Birdman is his father

[Chaos9000]

yall muthafuckaz...stupid he fuckin admitted to kissing baby.....fagot ass nigga claims they do it on some mafia type shit...and to that one kat talkin bout blowin uh shotgun and pullin back from meeting his nigga...his fuckin face was directly infront of the man thats fuckin homo...no disrespects to homosexuality cause at lease they are clear about why they do it.