10 Jay-Z Songs Blue Ivy Won't Be Allowed To Hear Until She's 18...Or Ever

Blue Ivy Carter is obviously going to listen to her parents music one day. Shit, she's already appeared on a song. People had to beg Jay to jump on J. Cole's shit...but boom...just like that Blue Ivy got a guest spot. And while there are many Jay-Z AND Beyonce songs suitable for Blue to listen to, there are 10 or so Jigga songs that J and B might want to avoid playing for Blue. Here are 10 Jay-Z Songs Blue Ivy Won't Be Allowed To Hear Until She's 18...Or Ever.

"BIG PIMPIN'"

Bun B, Pimp C, Timothy and Jay-Z's ode to one of the world's oldest professions probably won't be required listening for young Blue Ivy:

"You know I, thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em/Cause I don't fuckin' need 'em"

Explain that one while watching Dora The Explorer Jay.

"WHO YOU WIT"

This one is really about the first few lines:

"I love bitches, thug bitches, shy bitches/rub bitches, don't matter you my bitches"

Uh oh. Really this will just be about explaining the word bitch and how it's used to describe women that "aren't very nice"...and rappers that don't respond to diss tracks.

"AIN'T NO N*GGA"

"Daddy, who is Foxy Brown?...and why did her titty pop out while she was performing with you?" Jay-Z's classic back and forth may have little Blue asking about daddy's friend Foxy Brown...and she may even inquire, later in life, how close of friends they were.

"SUPER UGLY"

For obvious reasons...Blue should not hear this. Also, Beyonce might not wanna let Jay around the baby seat.

"SQUEEZE 1ST"

"I pop ya, let doctors stitch ya/

I-N-F-R-A, will not miss ya/

I move light, like my shoes too tight/

Leave ni**as confused from the day to the night/

At night, see the light, when the pistol's sparkin/

Daytime it gets dark when that pistol barkin"

Push blow in a blizzard...too many Clue's for Blue.

"TAKEOVER" and "BLUEPRINT 2"

"Daddy why don't you like Nas? Why don't you like Prodigy? I like his ballerina outfit." Kids ask a lot of questions so it's best Jay avoids playing "Takeover" for Blue.

"FUCK ALL NITE"

Not only is this one of the wackest Jay-Z songs and Pharrell beats ever, the title isn't suitable for chilrins. Jay's first verse on this song describes in explicit detail him slammin' some chick...who is not from Destiny's Child. Blue would probably here this and go "the fuck was Pharrell thinking with this one?"

"2 MANY HOES"

An atrocious Timbaland beat sees Jay spittin':

"The chick came dressed up just to get messed up/She got her hair done, just to get it sweated up"

Little Blue doesn't need to hear about her daddy getting girls hair "sweated up." Here is something more appropriate for Blue:

Although Blue would probably say "dad, your flow is wack on this."

"N*GGAS IN PARIS"

Do you think Jay-Z and Kanye thought of performing "N*ggas In Paris" 16 times in a row for Blue in the delivery room? Either Blue should never be allowed to listen to this...or she should be locked in her room for an entire day and forced to listen to nothing but this song...you know...so she can understand what we all went through at the 'Watch The Throne' tour.

"99 PROBLEMS"

Yes, the "bitch aint one" part is actually a compliment to Blue's momma...but this song is just a little too raw for the little one. Why is Daddy's trunk raw? Why does daddy say "lawyer" like that? #TheQuestions.

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