Mitt Romney went to Cranbrook, that's a private school! During Eminem's final battle in '8 Mile' Vs. Papa Doc, Eminem unleashed some fury on Mitt Romney's former school with these lethal battle lyrics:
Don’t never try to judge me dude
You don’t know what the fuck I’ve been through
But I know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that’s a private school
What’s the matter dawg, you embarrassed?
This guy’s a gangster; his real name’s Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence’s parents have a real good marriage
This guy don’t wanna battle, he’s shook
‘Cause ain’t no such things as half-way crooks’
He’s scared to death, he’s scared to look at his fucking yearbook, fuck Cranbrook
Good thing Eminem wasn't at Romney's school with him back in the day 'cause he may have had his head stuffed in a toilet or his head shaved or something.
Obama needs to use the "here, tell these people something they don't know about me" line.