broken cool.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #447

"Standing at the podium, I'm tryin to watch my sodium"

Young Jeezy "Amazing"

How very health conscious of you Jeezy...too bad your personal dietary habits don't belong on Kanye West's "Amazing." Also, just picking any word that rhymes with podium is a bad idea.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #446

"Got staples on my dick/Why?/Fuckin' centerfolds"

Kanye West "Illest Motherfucker Alive"

Ouch.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #445

"I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins"

Tyler The Creator "Tron Cat"

There is NOTHING awesome about fucking a dolphin. Trust me...NO ONE finds this awesome...except people that like to fuck dolphins.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #444

"Share a bowl of Crunch Berries, how real is that?"

Sebastian "Miscommunication"

It's not that real at all...it's pretty much just sharing cereal.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #443

"Cole World, it couldn't be more clearer/The time is now, couldn't be more herer"

J. Cole "Sideline Story"

herer?

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #442

“N****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex’, and I love sex”

Peter Gunz "Deja Vu (Uptown Baby)"

I get them all except sex. They call you Lex because you like sex? They do this because it rhymes?

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #441

"My rims are 23s so they old enough to drink"

Paul Wall "Thinkin' Throwed"

YES...I get what he did here...still, ridiculous.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #440

"What you want in your stomach, a girl or a boy?"

Plies "Headboard"

Plies to his wife: Hey bish, what you want in yo stomach, a girl or a boy?

Plies wife: We're getting a divorce.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #439

"They call me 'Mr. Ravioli', 'Mr. Scrotum', 'Mr. Poke 'Em With the Noodle', 'Mr. Cocker Spaniel in Your Poodle', 'After-School Tutor', 'Roto Rooter'."

Big Gipp "Tomb of the Boom"

WAY too many nicknames.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #438

"Tell them Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass/More specifically they can kiss my asshole"

Kanye West "Power"

First of all, way too specific of an area to kiss. Also, if they can kiss Kanye's whole ass, would this not include the asshole? Why did he need to specify this?