broken cool.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #517

"Want my watch and my chain Just knnow that thats suicide/You want it Go and try it just know that thats suicide"

Yo Gotti "Blow Your Ass Off"

OK!!!...I got it...it's suicide.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #516

"The paparazzi tryin to get another flick of me"

Lil' Flip "Stay Ballin'"

I can say with certainty a paparazzi has NEVER tried to take a picture of Lil' Flip. He knows he's Lil' Flip, right?

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #515

"I jump in my foreign Acura"

Gucci Mane "Photoshoot"

Are there non-foreign Acura's? Why did Gucci need to get this specific?

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #514

"I don’t even know the difference between Halloween and Christmas"

Tinie Tempah "Lucky Cunt"

Really? How is this possible? Here's a hint: People don't dress up like Batman at Christmas.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #513

"So tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend"

2 Chainz "Str8 Like Dat"

Hey 2 Chainz, just tell them to tell everyone...this would be quicker.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #512

"Dawn was the freaky one/(How freaky?) Man, she so freaky She wanted me to pee in her face/(Well, what did you DO?) I pissed in her face!"

Tim Dog "Secret Fantasies"

Makes sense.

Shout outs to Toe!

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #511

"Say ooo I think she like me ’cause I cop Maybachs like white tees"

Diddy "Same Damn Time" (Remix)

Really Diddy? You cop Maybachs like white tees? Oh man...#toomuchCirocstatus.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #510

"I ball hard, no tennis racket"

Serena Williams - Untitled Rap song

I'll let @SlavaP tell it:

#WorstRapLineEver I ball hard, no tennis racket

— Slava(@SlavaP) May 14, 2012

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #509

"Baby, you the whole package/plus you pay your taxes"

B.o.B. "Nothin' On You"

B.o.B. needs to qualify his women better.

Ridiculous Rap Lyrics - Entry #508

"You look so good huh, I'd suck on your daddy's dick"

The Notorious B.I.G. "Me & My Bitch"

Classic Ridiculous Rap Lyric from Big Poppa.

Props to Moe Q Public for the submission.