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10 Lil' Wayne Prison Jokes From Twitter

Twitter is ruthless (as if you didn't know). Today is the day Lil' Wayne will begin his year-long prison term at Rikers Island. Thousands upon thousands of amateur comedians have taken to their Twitter accounts to tweet jokes revolving around Weezy and his prison bid. Some of the tweets have been funny while some should have stayed in the holster (no pun intended given Weezy's charges). Here are 10 (of the better) Lil' Wayne Prison Jokes From Twitter.

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VIDEO: Jimmy Iovine Tries To Sell You The HP Envy (Dr. Dre Laptop)

Dre better produce a track for me at a starting price of $2,299.

Spotted at Woooha.

Chris Brown Has The Law On His Mind

As you can see above, Chris Brown took to his Twitter profile to promote his first show back on October 27...it just seems like he can't shake all that legal drama though.

T-Pain's "I Am T-Pain" App Downloaded (And Paid For) Over 300,000 Times

According to Smule, the company that worked alongside T-Pain to create the "I Am T-Pain" Auto-Tune app for the iPhone/iPod Touch, the app has been paid for and downloaded over 300,000 times. At $2.99 a pop, you do the math.

The app has only been available for three weeks and has consistently been in the top 10 paid apps on the iTunes store.

I bet Jadakiss could sell some app downloads with different versions of his "AH HAH" laugh. Shit, people are already doing it on YouTube...sort of:

News spotted at Woooha.

R. Kelly Encourages Throwing Wal-Mart Panties Onstage

If you're planning on attending any up-coming R.Kelly concerts, he wants you to know that it's totally cool if you wanna throw your Wal-Mart panties onstage.

An overzealous Kellz fan sent out the following tweet to the singer:

Well guess what? Kellz loves him some Wal-Mart 'cause he re-tweeted the joint:

Let's just make sure those panties are women's sizes...knowwhatimsayin?

Spotted at idolator.

New Dr. Dre Laptop To Feature High-end "Beats Audio"

Big props to Woooha on this scoop. According to their report, the new Dr. Dre x HP laptops will feature a cutting-edge sound system called "Beats Audio." Word is the sound system was designed by the engineers that work on Dr. Dre's music and assisted with the design of the "Beats By Dre" headphone line.

The report says:

"Beats Audio offers users playing music or audio through headphones or external speakers the optimal sound experience – the way the artist intended it."

The Dre x HP laptop hits stores on October 18th at a starting price of $1,699. There is a rumor that the "Beast By Dre" headphones may come with the laptop.

VIDEO: Neon Skates Form Like Voltron

This video has just over 2,000 views now...expect it to get a lot more. Something tells me this will be made into a commercial for a car company.

Spotted at The Life Files.

PHOTO: Dr. Dre's Limited Edition Laptop

Here is a look at Dr. Dre's limited edition laptop with Hewlett-Packard.

Spotted at RapRadar.